with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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