You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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