dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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