Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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