You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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