turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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