i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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