No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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