physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I have aggressive nipples.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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