I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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