i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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