I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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