break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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