She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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