I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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