You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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