Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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