I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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