You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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