Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
just tell him i said nine months
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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