so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
she smelled like a LAN party
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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