You work out of a Hotel?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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