Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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