I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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