New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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