she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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