come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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