sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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