We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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