but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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