In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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