We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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