I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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