is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
This is my gift to your gina
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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