Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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