This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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