margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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