I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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