Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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