White coat. Heels.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
