apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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