Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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