rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I am naked and annoyed.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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