Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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