do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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