Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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