i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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