My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
he was CRYING into my vagina
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
