No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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