dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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