i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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