Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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