dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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