I didn't shave. On purpose
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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