Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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