but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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